Tag Archive: senryu



senryu – I kitty snow white = moi, chatte neige blanche

I kitty snow white,
who needs seven dwarfs
with my sky blue eyes?

snow white

moi, chatte neige blanche,
qui cherche sept nains, si mes yeux
sont bleux azurés ? 

Richard Vallance


senryu – I’m a black kitten = moi, chaton noir

I’m a black kitten
with pretty blue eyes –
I’m not a toy!

blue eyed black kitten

moi, chaton noir
aux beaux yeux bleus –
moi, pas un jouet !

Richard Vallance


senryu – my chubby cat = mon chat joufflu

my chubby cat,
his ass in my face – 
fed up with the rain!

fat cat on a leash

mon chat joufflu,
son cul vers mon visage –
tanné de la pluie !

Richard Vallance


senryu – heart to heart = parler à coeur ouvert

a heart to heart
with my tuxedo cat
spaces her out!

heart freaked out Tuxedo Cat

parler à coeur ouvert
avec ma chatte tuxedo
la laisse flippée !

Richard Vallance


senryu –  blueberries on Mars? = bleuets sur Mars ?

blueberries on Mars?
you gotta be pullin’ my leg !
... or bird turds?

blueberries on mars 620

bleuets sur Mars ?
est-ce tu me taquines !
... ou des crottes d’oiseaux ?

Richard Vallance


senryu –  tuxedo cats = chats tuxedo

gee, tuxedo cats
all curled in a ball  –
ah true love!

luv

ces chats tuxedo
roulés en boule –
que c’est l’amour !

Richard Vallance

senryu – with you = avec toi


senryu – with you = avec toi

I’m always with you,
kitty, you’re always with me...
cuddling forever!

with you senryu

ma belle chatte,
nous sommes toujours ensemble, 
... caressons-nous !

Richard Vallance

senryu – Fleur-de-Lys


senryu – Fleur-de-Lys

Fleur-de-Lys
seraphim incarnate
in transit

Fleur-de-Lys 620

Fleur-de-Lys
séraphim incarné
en transit

Richard Vallance

senryu – my = ma crème brûlée


senryu – my = ma crème brûlée 

excuuuse me!
I’m nibbling my crème brûlée  –
so bugger off!

creme brule 620

excuuuusez-moi 
mais je mange ma crème brûlée  –
alors fous le camp !

Richard Vallance


senryu – of all the cats = de tous les chats

of all the cats,
tuxedo baby face –
why, that’s you!

baby face 620

de tous les chats,
chatte tuxedo, visage d’enfant – 
eh bien, c’est toi !
 
Richard Vallance

In this photo, my little Tuxedo cat, Petunia, looks like a baby!
Dans cette photo, ma petite chatte Tuxedo, Petunia, a l’air d’un bébé !
 

senryu – my tuxedo cat = mon chat tuxedo


senryu – my tuxedo cat = mon chat tuxedo

my tuxedo cat
is off to the prom –
what a spiffy dude!

my tuxedo cat 620

mon chat tuxedo *
s’en va au bal de promo –
quel mec épatant !

Richard Vallance

* Je retiens l’expression chat tuxedo, car c’est le nom officiel de cette espèce de chats.  

funny senryu rigolo – to his kitty will = à son testament

to his feline will
the kitty appends – 
extend the claws

extend the claws 620

à son testament
le chat ajoute – 
griffone les griffes

Richard Vallance


hilarious senryu rigolo ! – flopped on my back = plat sur mon dos

flopped on my back
a loopdy kitty doop ...
I think I’m pooped 

flopped on my back 620

plat sur mon dos
chat, comment ça se fait ? ...
que je suis crevé !

Richard Vallance


senryu – her soul is hers no more = son âme n’est plus la sienne

my Maine Coon has died - 
her soul is hers no more
though mine is hers

Argentee my Maine Coon has died 620

ma Maine Coon est morte - 
son âme n’est plus la sienne
mais elle est la mienne

Richard Vallance

This senryu is inspired by the following senryu by the author of Pi-Ku poetry, on twitter here:

then my soul was no longer mine 620

Pi-Ku



senryu – excuuuse me! = excuuusez-moi !


senryu – excuuuse me! = excuuusez-moi !

excuuuse me!
did you just fart in my face?
you dumbass dog!

excuse me

Excuuusez-moi !
as-tu pété dans mon visage ?
toi, chien si bête ! 

Richard Vallance


senryu – Brexit exits = Brexit la sortie

Brexit exits
from our derrière –
England toots!

brexit exits

Brexit la sortie
de notre derrière –
l’Angleterre chie !

Richard Vallance


senryu – Parthenon’s marbles = les marbres du Parthenon

Parthenon’s marbles
stuffed in the British Museum  – 
hall of horrors!

Parthenons marbles 620

les marbres du Parthenon
dans le British Museum  – 
quelle salle d’horreurs !  

Richard Vallance

The theft of the Parthenon marbles by Lord Elgin and the British from 1801 to 1812 is one of the most appalling crimes of highway robbery in all history! It is a filthy act of depredation, and it deserves nothing less than our condemnation and scorn. But of course the British at the British Museum are disgusting idiots who simply cannot see the writing on the wall!


senryu – come to think of it = quand j’y pense

come to think of it
we cats don’t think a lot –
it gives paws

cat thinking 620

quand j’y pense
nous les chats pensons si peu –
l'on en « patte »

Richard Vallance


senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire

kitty, I shred
the cushion on your sofa...
just kidding

kitty shreds 620

chaton, je déchire
le coussin sur ton sofa ...
je te taquine 

Richard Vallance


senryu – what season on Mars? = quelle saison sur Mars ?

what season on Mars?
just out of Curiosity
do you dig it?

do you dig it 620

quelle saison sur Mars ?
juste par Curiosity 
tu le déterres ?

Richard Vallance

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