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senryu - would you join me = m’accompagnez-vous 

would you join me,
my fine feathered friends?
... lots to crow about!




m’accompagnez-vous,
mes amis aux plumes fines ?
... l’on va pavoiser !
 
Richard Vallance

senryu – a bald eagle = l’aigle d’Amérique


senryu - a bald eagle = l’aigle d’Amérique

that bald eagle
wearing a russet wig -
don’t dare laugh!




l’aigle d’Amérique
qui porte une perruque -
tu n’oses pas rire !

Richard Vallance


haiku d’été – perched in a tree = perchés dans l’arbre

perched high in the tree
a murder of squawking crows –
goofy guffaws




perchés dans l’arbre
plusieurs corbeaux stridents –
comme ils gloussent !

Richard Vallance


funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – on our clothesline = sur la corde à linge

on our clothesline,
fluttering in the wind 
my torn undies

clothesline torn undies 620


sur la corde à linge,
mes sous-vêtements déchirés
flottent au gré du vent

Richard Vallance
 


senryu –  blueberries on Mars? = bleuets sur Mars ?

blueberries on Mars?
you gotta be pullin’ my leg !
... or bird turds?

blueberries on mars 620

bleuets sur Mars ?
est-ce tu me taquines !
... ou des crottes d’oiseaux ?

Richard Vallance

senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire


senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire

kitty, I shred
the cushion on your sofa...
just kidding

kitty shreds 620

chaton, je déchire
le coussin sur ton sofa ...
je te taquine 

Richard Vallance


Hysterically funny haikus I found on the Internet! These will make you burst out laughing!

horses haiku

This one made me laugh so hard my ribs ached!


masturbating

God, I need to pee so bad! We can all relate to that!

pee

shark

What a horrible life, to be a stapler! 

stapler



funny summer haiku d’été rigolo  – you silkie rooster = toi coq soyeux

you silkie rooster
feather-brain preening yourself
you dandy roué!

silkie partridge rooster haiku 620

toi coq soyeux
toi qui lisses tes plumes soyeuses
toi dandy roué !

Richard Vallance

Silkie or Partidge roosters are covered with feathers even all over their feet! They remind me of Pekingese dogs.

Les coqs soyeux ou coqs perdrix sont couverts de plumes même sur leurs petits pieds. Ça me rappelle les chiens pékinois !



funny senryu rigolo – Peach is 2 = Peach a 2 ans LOL!


funny senryu rigolo – Peach is 2 = Peach a 2 ans LOL!

Peach is 2  –
how fetching, you old crow!
Who the hell is Peach?

peach is 2 620

Peach a 2 ans  –
Que c’est beau, vieux corbeau !
Qui diable est-elle ?

Richard Vallance


The funniest flash drive you have ever seen, Sylvester puddy-tat!

Sylvester flash drive

 


This one is a real hoot... very funny! first UTube video on Mycenaean Linear B, all about Michael Ventris’ remarkable success in deciphering the syllabary in June-July 1952. 

UTube these symbols are not letters

AND very poetic!

Once I have mastered the technique of posting videos on UTube, I shall begin posting my own videos on key aspects of Minoan Linear A, Mycenaean Linear B and Arcado-Cypriot Linear C, including their decipherment.

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