Tag Archive: cat


senryu – excuuuse me! = excuuusez-moi !


senryu – excuuuse me! = excuuusez-moi !

excuuuse me!
did you just fart in my face?
you dumbass dog!

excuse me

Excuuusez-moi !
as-tu pété dans mon visage ?
toi, chien si bête ! 

Richard Vallance


The most adorable photos yet of my sweet new kitty, Petunia!

She is only 1 year 9 months old, and as you can see she is all black on top and all white on her underside. And very fluffy too! She is just a doll. 

You are going to love these!

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senryu – come to think of it = quand j’y pense

come to think of it
we cats don’t think a lot –
it gives paws

cat thinking 620

quand j’y pense
nous les chats pensons si peu –
l'on en « patte »

Richard Vallance


senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire

kitty, I shred
the cushion on your sofa...
just kidding

kitty shreds 620

chaton, je déchire
le coussin sur ton sofa ...
je te taquine 

Richard Vallance


summer haiku d’été – sound asleep = quel bon sommeil

sound asleep
my kitten snuggles up 
to her juniper

juniper 620

quel bon sommeil !
mon chaton se pelotonne
au genévrier

Richard Vallance


3 photos I took of my lovely new cat, Petunia, age 1 year 9 months, on April 11 2019. You can clearly see she is a medium-haired cat. She is the gentlest cat I have ever known and she purrs like mad! She never puts out her claws. 

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spooky senryu sinistre – oh my star crossed eyes! = mes yeux étoilés !

oh my star crossed eyes!
I’m scared half sh*tless!
it’s Dracucat!

Dracucat 620

mes yeux étoilés !
que je suis effrayé !
c’est Dacruchat ! 

Richard Vallance


funny senryu rigolo – OMG, what’s that! = mais quelle horreur !

OMG, whazz’s that!
the dog shat on the carpet!
I’m gonna die!

OMG the dog shat on the carpet 620

mais quelle horreur !
le chien a chié sur le tapis !
je vais périr !

Richard Vallance


senryu – my wee kitty prays = mon chaton prie

my wee kitty prays,
you know not what you do – 
only humans sin

kitty in prayer 620

mon chaton prie,
tu ne sais pas ce que tu fais –
pécher, c’est humain

Richard Vallance

spring haiku de printemps – Petunia


spring haiku de printemps – Petunia

Petunia,
my kitty, petunia  –
pretty wee posey!

Petunia 620

Petunia,
ma chatte, pétunia  –
quelle belle fleur ! 

Richard Vallance


senryu – my innocent eyes... mes yeux innocents ...

my innocent eyes...
who shredded the cushion?
wee kitty... me? you!

my innocent eyes 620

mes yeux innocents ...
le coussin en lambeaux  –
chaton ... moi ? toi !

Richard Vallance


senryu – my kitties quilt = édredon de chats

my kitties quilt,
I’m nice and tucked in –
I’m gonna doze off!

kitties quilt 620

l’édredon de chats,
je suis bien bordé –
je dois m’endormir !

Richard Vallance


senryu – Wally you dolly = toi, Wally poupée

Wally you dolly
norwegian forest cat  –
what a  ruff, what tufts!

Wally

toi, Wally poupée
chat forestier norvégien –
quelle collerette !

Richard Vallance


senryu = her ruff unruffled – imperturbable

her ruff unruffled, 
Shadow fancies her basket –
dindin’s over

Shadow our baby age 5 in a basket! 620

imperturbable,
Shadow retrouve son panier –
bien rassasiée

Richard Vallance


autumn haiku d’automne – by the full moon = au clair de lune

by the full moon
she whisks the black cat off–
that owl’s onto her

cat night and owl 620

au clair de lune
elle emporte le chat noir –
l’hibou sait pourquoi

Richard Vallance  


senryu – will you look at that! = il faut le voir !

will you look at that!
my norwegian forest cat –
his eyes mesmerize

Lorenzoseyes 620

il faut le voir !
mon chat forestier norvégien –
ses yeux hypnotisent 

Richard Vallance


Photos of Norwegian Forest Cats who look almost exactly like Lorenzo:

While my new Norwegian Forest Cat mix, Lorenzo, is hiding under my bed, because I just got him and cannot take photos of him yet, still I found 3 photos of Norwegian Forest Cats which look strikingly like him. He is absolutely stunning! He is 2 1/2 years old and like almost all Norwegian Forest Cats, he does not meow but chirrups like a bird.  Here they are:

Lorenzoposta

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senryu – if you think = si tu crois

if you think
I’m gonna fall for that,
you ain’t no cat!

if you think 620

si tu crois
que j’en serais dupe,
t’es pas un chat !

Richard Vallance

I Argentée


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I Argentée

I Argentée have lived a hardy life:
a Maine Coon mix, I’ve forded babbling rills,
the freest spirit, who’s never suffered strife!
Why, I have scaled formidable forest hills,
where I’ve run into coons and surly bears
who’ve never phased me in the very least;
I’ve roamed the fields and sounded foxes’ lairs,
so why be so surprised when I am deceased.
Because I pride the space I always crave,
although I was on leash, the leash was loose,
to leave me running free, for being brave,
since as you know I’ve always been so spruce!
For all the bugs I’ve chased and mice I’ve caught
I bid you, fairest friends, to mourn me not.

Richard Vallance

March 29 2019

in memoriam, fairest Argentée, libre esprit (free spirit)
April 15 2003 – March 14 2019


spring haiku de printemps – forest cat = chat forestier

what a forest cat
in the melting snow!
you melt my heart!

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quel chat forestier
dans la neige qui fond !
tu fais fondre le coeur !

Richard Vallance

This is a photo of a gorgeous black and white Norwegian Forest Cat in melting snow.

Voici une photo d’un chat forestier norvégien adorable dans la neige qui fond.

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