senryu – excuuuse me! = excuuusez-moi ! excuuuse me! did you just fart in my face? you dumbass dog!Excuuusez-moi ! as-tu pété dans mon visage ? toi, chien si bête ! Richard Vallance
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The most adorable photos yet of my sweet new kitty, Petunia! She is only 1 year 9 months old, and as you can see she is all black on top and all white on her underside. And very fluffy too! She is just a doll. You are going to love these!
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senryu – come to think of it = quand j’y pense come to think of it we cats don’t think a lot – it gives pawsquand j’y pense nous les chats pensons si peu – l'on en « patte » Richard Vallance
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senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire kitty, I shred the cushion on your sofa... just kiddingchaton, je déchire le coussin sur ton sofa ... je te taquine Richard Vallance
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summer haiku d’été – sound asleep = quel bon sommeil sound asleep my kitten snuggles up to her juniperquel bon sommeil ! mon chaton se pelotonne au genévrier Richard Vallance
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3 photos I took of my lovely new cat, Petunia, age 1 year 9 months, on April 11 2019. You can clearly see she is a medium-haired cat. She is the gentlest cat I have ever known and she purrs like mad! She never puts out her claws.
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spooky senryu sinistre – oh my star crossed eyes! = mes yeux étoilés ! oh my star crossed eyes! I’m scared half sh*tless! it’s Dracucat!mes yeux étoilés ! que je suis effrayé ! c’est Dacruchat ! Richard Vallance
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funny senryu rigolo – OMG, what’s that! = mais quelle horreur ! OMG, whazz’s that! the dog shat on the carpet! I’m gonna die!mais quelle horreur ! le chien a chié sur le tapis ! je vais périr ! Richard Vallance
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senryu – my wee kitty prays = mon chaton prie my wee kitty prays, you know not what you do – only humans sinmon chaton prie, tu ne sais pas ce que tu fais – pécher, c’est humain Richard Vallance
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spring haiku de printemps – Petunia Petunia, my kitty, petunia – pretty wee posey!Petunia, ma chatte, pétunia – quelle belle fleur ! Richard Vallance
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senryu – my innocent eyes... mes yeux innocents ... my innocent eyes... who shredded the cushion? wee kitty... me? you!mes yeux innocents ... le coussin en lambeaux – chaton ... moi ? toi ! Richard Vallance
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senryu – my kitties quilt = édredon de chats my kitties quilt, I’m nice and tucked in – I’m gonna doze off!l’édredon de chats, je suis bien bordé – je dois m’endormir ! Richard Vallance
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senryu – Wally you dolly = toi, Wally poupée Wally you dolly norwegian forest cat – what a ruff, what tufts!toi, Wally poupée chat forestier norvégien – quelle collerette ! Richard Vallance
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senryu = her ruff unruffled – imperturbable her ruff unruffled, Shadow fancies her basket – dindin’s overimperturbable, Shadow retrouve son panier – bien rassasiée Richard Vallance
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autumn haiku d’automne – by the full moon = au clair de lune by the full moon she whisks the black cat off– that owl’s onto herau clair de lune elle emporte le chat noir – l’hibou sait pourquoi Richard Vallance
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senryu – will you look at that! = il faut le voir ! will you look at that! my norwegian forest cat – his eyes mesmerizeil faut le voir ! mon chat forestier norvégien – ses yeux hypnotisent Richard Vallance
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Photos of Norwegian Forest Cats who look almost exactly like Lorenzo: While my new Norwegian Forest Cat mix, Lorenzo, is hiding under my bed, because I just got him and cannot take photos of him yet, still I found 3 photos of Norwegian Forest Cats which look strikingly like him. He is absolutely stunning! He is 2 1/2 years old and like almost all Norwegian Forest Cats, he does not meow but chirrups like a bird. Here they are:
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senryu – if you think = si tu crois if you think I’m gonna fall for that, you ain’t no cat!si tu crois que j’en serais dupe, t’es pas un chat ! Richard Vallance
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I Argentée I Argentée have lived a hardy life: a Maine Coon mix, I’ve forded babbling rills, the freest spirit, who’s never suffered strife! Why, I have scaled formidable forest hills, where I’ve run into coons and surly bears who’ve never phased me in the very least; I’ve roamed the fields and sounded foxes’ lairs, so why be so surprised when I am deceased. Because I pride the space I always crave, although I was on leash, the leash was loose, to leave me running free, for being brave, since as you know I’ve always been so spruce! For all the bugs I’ve chased and mice I’ve caught I bid you, fairest friends, to mourn me not. Richard Vallance March 29 2019 in memoriam, fairest Argentée, libre esprit (free spirit) April 15 2003 – March 14 2019
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spring haiku de printemps – forest cat = chat forestier what a forest cat in the melting snow! you melt my heart!quel chat forestier dans la neige qui fond ! tu fais fondre le coeur ! Richard Vallance This is a photo of a gorgeous black and white Norwegian Forest Cat in melting snow. Voici une photo d’un chat forestier norvégien adorable dans la neige qui fond.
